Shoot Me In The Face

Shoot Me In The Face

Glastonbury Line-Up got released today. All I have to say is I love Australia, and the size of Australia, and the fact that Australia is in the ass end of the world, and the quality of music festivals in Australia. Glastonbury's got nothing on the Big Day Out. 

Kill Me.

I was going to edit this line-up so that it's easier to read, but stuff it, you too can scroll and go through the imminent heartache that every single click of that little down arrow brings...

THURSDAY JUNE 25

Queen's Head Stage:

Smash n' Grab

Metronomy

Kap Bambino

Ebony Bones

Golden Silvers

Alessi's Ark

Liz Green

The Gentle Good

Charlene Soraia

Stornoway

We Have Band

Maximo Park

Dance Lounge:

Altern-8

Jamie Jones

Unabombers

Futureboogie

Beardyman

Raffertie

East 17

Mystery Jets DJ Set

Ella Chi

 

Pussy Parlure

Annie Nightingale Opening Party

General Midi

Paul Arnold

Billy Nasty (Dubstep Set)

Qemists (DJ Set)

Afghan Headspin

Adsorb

Vent

Groove Diggerz

Ben & Lex

 

Silent Disco

The Kleptones

Jim Masters

Novak 3D Disco

Herne

Silent Disco's DJ

FRIDAY JUNE 26

Pyramid Stage:

Neil Young

The Specials

Lily Allen

Fleet Foxes

Special Guests

Regina Spektor

Gabrielle Cilmi

Bjorn Again

Other Stage:

Bloc Party

The Ting Tings

Lady GaGa

Friendly Fires

White Lies

The View

The Maccabees

The Rakes

The Whip

Mr Hudson

John Peel Stage:

Doves

Jamie T

Jack Penate

Little Boots

Metronomy

VV Brown

The Virgins

Fucked Up

Rumble Strips

Dan Black

General Fiasco

Jazz/World Stage:

Q Tip

The Streets

Steel Pulse

Lamb

Hot 8 Brass Band

Stephanie Mckay

Speed Caravan

The Perceptions

Rolf Harris

Warsaw Village Band

Acoustic Stage:

Ray Davies

Fairport Convention

Jason Mraz

Scott Matthews

No Crows

Hugh Cornwell

Ben Taylor

Sean Taylor

Alyssa Bonagura

John Smith

The Park Stage

Animal Collective

The Horrors

Noah And The Whale

Special Guests

Emiliana Torrini

Special Guests

James Hunter

Golden Silvers

Bishi

Lay Low

Queen's Head Stage:

Glitterati

Jason Mraz

The Big Pink

The Rakes

Rumble Strips

The Virgins

Dan Le Sac Vs Scoobius Pip

Tommy Sparks

The Low Anthem

Team Waterpolo

Hope And Social

Dead Like Harry

Yr Ods

City Stereo

The Mojo Fins

Maura Kincaid

The Slips

Sub Universe

East Dance

David Guetta

Layo and Bushwacka!

Easy Star All-Stars

Iration Steppas ft Mark Iration

Dreadzone

Tom Middleton

The Egg

Paul Woolford

Pama International

West Dance

Erol Alkan

Crookers

The Whip

Annie Mac

Skream And Benga

Whomadewho

Joe Goddard (Hot Chip)

DeepGroove

Nathan Detroit

Dance Lounge

The Nextmen featuring Yungun

Chip Munk

Mystro

Crazy P

Leeroy Thornhill (X Prodigy)

Matthew Jonson (Cobblestone Jazz)

Amanda Blank

Circlesquare

Hypnotic Brass Ensemble

Jalapeno Sound System feat. Smoove & Turrell

Burn the Negative

Outlaws

 

G Stage

SLAM

Ben Sims

Billy Nasty

Jim Masters

Giorgio Gatti Vs Edoardo Marvaso

Geezer

Ans

Dhr Robijn

The Cosmonauts

 

Pussy Parlure

Salsa Club featuring The Elephants

Swap-A-Rama Razzmattazz

Peyoti For Presidents

Astroboy

Speech Debelle and The Therapist

Salsa Class

Vladimir Steamboat

Jodie Harsh

Will Vegas

Salsa Class

Randy & Earls Old Record Club

Silent Disco

Novak 3D Disco

Urban Knights

Quiver

DeepGroove

Silent Disco's DJ

Avalon Stage:

The Blockheads

British Sea Power

Michael McGoldrick, Iain Fletcher and Andy Dinan

The Puppini Sisters

3 Daft Monkeys

Baskery

The Mandibles

The Glade:

Timo Maas

Tom Real

Beardyman with The Bays

James Monro

Banco de Gaia

Pathaan

Outmode

Mum Suleiman

Clive Craske

SATURDAY JUNE 27

Pyramid Stage:

Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band

Kasabian

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Dizzee Rascal

Spinal Tap

Eagles Of Death Metal

Tinariwen

VV Brown

Other Stage:

Franz Ferdinand

Pendulum

Maximo Park

Paolo Nutini

Peter Doherty

The Script

Jason Mraz

Metric

Peter, Bjorn and John

Broken Family Band

John Peel Stage:

Jarvis Cocker

White Lies

Florence And The Machine

Passion Pit

Gaslight Anthem

Hockey

The Temper Trap

Esser

The Big Pink

Baddies

The Nightingales

Jazz/World Stage:

Playing For Change

Baaba Maal

Lonnie Liston Smith

Jamie Cullum

Rokia Traore

Erik Truffaz

Rolf Harris

Warsaw Village Band

Acoustic Stage:

Kilfenorca Ceili Band

Tindersticks

Newton Faulkner

Lisa Hannigan

Gary Louris and Mark Olson

Lunasa

Bap Kennedy

Hope And Social

Stornoway

Cora Smyth Band

The Park Stage:

Bon Iver

M Ward

Special Guests

Shlomo and Guests

Horace Andy

Easy Star All-Stars

The Memory Band

Bombay Bicycle Club

The Low Anthem

First Aid Kit

Queen's Head Stage:

Guilty Pleasures

Dan Black

The King Blues

The Shortwave Set

Special Guest

The Wombats

Official Secrets Act

Noah And The Whale

Emmy The Great

Broken Records

Special Guest

Peggy Sue and the Pirates

Marina and the Diamonds

Theoretical Girl

Blue Roses

East Dance:

2ManyDJs

Deadmau5

Pete Tong

La Roux

Wiley

Tinchy Stryder

Eric Prydz

Heartbreak

We Have Band

West Dance:

Josh Wink

Yoda

DJ Food

Qemists

Timo Maas

Japanese Popstars

Hudson Mohawke

NAPT

The Emperor Machine

Jam The Channel

Dance Lounge

Rye Rye

DJ Missill

Goldie Lookin Chain DJ Set

Calvin Harris DJ Set

Maxfield

Ironik

Ezra Bang & Hot Machine

Leo the Amateur

WonderfullyCourteousGentlemen

The Part Time Heroes

Boy Crisis

Evil Genius

Lekiddo - Lord of the Lobsters!

DJ Bunjy

Lack of Afro Live

 

G Stage

Scratch Perverts

Tom Middleton Old Shool Rave Set

Krafty Kuts

Zinc

Aquasky

Atomic Hooligan

Commix

Mr Nice

Jon Hopkins

Miss B

 

Pussy Parlure

Salsa Club featuring The Alex Wilson Salsa Power Orchestra

We Don’t Play

Baby Charles

Craig Charles

Salsa Class

Nerm & D-Code

Bourbon Warfare DJs

The Parlure Cabaret

Salsa Class

Mellow Star

Infinite Scale

 

Silent Disco

Marshall Hackett   I ♥ What?

Novak 3D Disco

Danny Howells

Silent Disco's DJ

Avalon Stage:

The Wonder Stuff

Edward II

Eliza Carthy

Badly Drawn Boy

Solas

The King Blues

The Lancashire Hotpots

Wheeler Street

The Martin Harley Band

The Glade:

Stereo MCs

Stanton Warriors

DJ Fresh

Dub Pistols

Don Letts

Dr Meaker

Tayo

Rusko

Sancho Panza

Nairobi

Jinx

SUNDAY JUNE 28

Pyramid Stage:

Blur

Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds

Madness

Tom Jones

Amadou & Mariam

Tony Christie

Status Quo

Easy Star All-Stars

Other Stage:

The Prodigy

Glasvegas

Bon Iver

Bat For Lashes

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Enter Shikari

Brand New

Art Brut

Boxer Rebellion

In Case Of Fire

John Peel Stage:

Echo And The Bunnymen

The Wombats

Noisettes

Ladyhawke

The Soft Pack

Just Jack

Emmy The Great

Twisted Wheel

We Have Band

Wave Machines

Good Books

Jazz/World Stage:

Black Eyed Peas

Manu Dibango

Roots Manuva

Khaled

Orquesta Aragon

Linda Lewis

Jose James

Abdullah Chhadeh And Syriana

Acoustic Stage:

Georgie Fame

Roger McGuinn

Sharon Corr

London Community Gospel Choir

Beth Rowley

Imelda May

Penguin Café Orchestra

Kate Walsh

Martin Harley Band

Lucy Wainwright Roche

The Park Stage:

Seun Kuti and Fela's Egypt 80

Cold War Kids

Tunng and Tinariwen

Alela Diane

Terry Reid

The Rockingbirds

Alberta Cross

Chief

Micachu and the Shapes

WaterAid Choir

Queen's Head Stage:

Motown 50th Birthday

Robyn Hitchcock

The Aliens

Magic Numbers

Bombay Bicycle Club

Joe Gideon And The Shark

Vagabond

Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong

Fight Like Apes

The Capitol Years

Soft Toy Emergency

Priscilla Ahn

Jersey Budd

Two Door Cinema Club

Major Major

East Dance:

Calvin Harris

Mr Scruff

VV Brown

Rob Da Bank

Frankmusik

Wonky Pop DJs

Kissy Sellout

Wonky Pop DJs

Ou Est

Chris Coco

West Dance:

Peaches

Jodie Harsh

Beat Torrent

Freq Nasty

Dirty Vegas

Quiver

Filthy Dukes

Don Diablo

Goldfish

Stuart Wilkinson

Transformer

Dance Lounge

All Hands on Decks

Infadels (DJ Set)

Ocelot

Lottie

MPHO

Reverand and the Makers

Mark Jones

Wall of Sound 15 Years presents a night with…

Joker & Nomad

Pinch & Peverelist

RSD

Smith & Mighty

Henry & Louis featuring Jamo

Dr Gaffa

Dub From Atlantis

DubFX

DubKasm

Bristol Rise Up!  Featuring…

N.U.M.B.

Sub-Universe

 

G Stage

Chase & Status

High Contrast

London Elektricity DJ Set

MJ Cole

Shut Up And Dance

Caspa

N Type

Red Light and Ben Westbeach

Cyberfunk All Stars

Eveson

Bridgewater Reggae Soundsystem

Pussy Parlure

Salsa Club featuring La Excelencia

Eclectic  Ballroom

Rock Idol

The Parlure Cabaret

My Toys Like Me

Salsa Class

Take It 2 The Bridge

Blackberry Wood

The Bee's Knees

Salsa Class

DJ Badly

Silent Disco

Appleblim

Cheeba

Dave Seaman

Novak 3D Disco

Silent Disco's DJ

Avalon Stage:

Peatbog Fairies

Seth Lakeman

Dodgy

Will Young

Teddy Thompson

The Mummers

The Destroyers

6 Day Riot

Stornoway

The Glade:

Gong

Steve Hillage Band

Eatstatic

Richard 'Kid' Strange and the Party

Second Class Citizen

Back to the Planet

3 Daft Monkeys

Hybrid Cinematic Set

Breakfast with Howard Marks